Tuesday, May 22, 2007

conversations

Oh God, It's Happening Again
C: "Why is it morning again?? Please, baby, make it stop!"
HA: "Okay!"
C: "... it's still morning."
HA: "Well, it takes a while."

The boy claims it's cheating when I admit that it takes 6+ hours to make it stop being morning-time. Such a whiner.

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Things I Assured My Sister I Was Really Getting Our Mother for Mother's Day (But I Was Lying)
1. A polar bear, because the house seems so big these days.
2. Dreadlocks, a perfect fit for thin short blond Dutch hair.

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Great Danes = true love
C: Hey girls, what were you up to tonight?
HA: Me and Agnes talked about getting a Great Dane!
A: It's true!
C: Yeah... Heather Ann and I haven't quite reached that point in our relationship. I haven't even asked her yet if she wants a Great Dane.
A: I know, she was telling me. That's not cool, Christopher.
HA: You don't love me at all.

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Saturday, April 21, 2007

learning girl-speak

Dad: Yeah, I totally know how that feels, and you're obviously disappointed by it.
Me: Hey! You're learning!!
Dad: What?
Me: You just validated my emotions!
Dad: Hey! I did! I'm getting it!!!

My dad is cute. :)

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