Things Which Christopher Blames, Since Nothing Is Ever His Fault (EVER):
1. Society
2. The breakdown of the family*
3. Me

Games I Played At Room 101 Games Last Night:
1. Jenga
2. Boggle
3. Apples to Apples*

Popcorn Toppings Du Jour:
1. Melted butter
2. Salt
3. Freshly ground pepper*

Themes of Unbelievably Vivid Dreams Last Night:
1. Calling off an impromptu and poorly thought out wedding
2. Being stuck in an elevator 60 floors below ground with a girl who has suddenly taken a turn for evil
3. Seeing my sister in a mall and having her not recognise me, only to realise that I have stepped into an alternate dimension where I am not myself, and I am not quite sure who I am
4. Discovering a downtown Indian grocery store selling roti and naan*

*most enjoyable