i am crushing your head!

Hey, Wall Street! Don't panic! I mean, I'm only crushing your heads!! Crush you! (Looking at businessmen) What the hell do you guys find to talk about anyway? (In mocking voice) 'Well, I like to put my money into Texaco.' 'Well, I like to put it into Gulf.' 'Well, I put my money in my mattress.' 'Well, I put my money in my wallet.' You're boring me! I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! Hey! I just renamed your firm Merrill Lynch and the Flathead! I crush you. (salutes) Hail to you, wretched bike courier! On streets of shame, choking on car exhaust, just trying to carve out that slice of the American dream with your two-wheeled knife! I pity you. And I crush you!


5 Comments:
hannie bannanie you are absolutly adorible..
you're wierd... In a good way though
Okey. I'm convinced. Finishing your degree really IS working you too hard.
LOL! too much.
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