MeFites are funny. This from last Christmas, but I missed it then.

Jingle Rock Bell:

PinkStainlessTail: "I like to sing Jingle Bell Rock, but using only the words "bell", "rock", and "jingle":

bell rock jingle rock
Bell jingle rock
Rock jingle rock
Bell jingle bell
Rock bell
Jingle
Rock rock bell
Jingle rock, jingle rock
Bell bell bell

Drives my wife nuts."

Yes, of course there's an mp3. He starts messing it up near the end ("bell jock ringle"), and I clearly need to use it in my Speech Errors assignment.

I'm trying to think of other corruptions of Christmas songs. I do like Mike's version of O Holy Night, which starts with "Oh, holy crap..." It's quite lovely.