Monday, April 18, 2005

crocheted shirt

So, with a combination of a free brazilian bikini pattern and the crossed-bar stitch, I made my first summer top:



Oh, and I got the yarn from an extra-large sweater that I bought for 12 bucks at Value Villlage and frogged (rip-it! rip-it!). And you guys thought that crocheting was for making granny squares... sheesh. (craftster post here)

Sorry I haven't been blogging lately. I think I'm taking a break from pondering, so I don't have much to say. After exams, my brain says, "okay, that's enough cramming and pondering and near-exploding for the month. take a break!" (My brain doesn't capitalize, sue me.) If I still lived in a place with a piano, I would be playing a lot, because it uses such a different part of your brain and that's so relaxing in the midst of academia craziness. Instead, I've been crocheting like mad, which has a similar effect and has the added bonus of being portable and (relatively) cheap.

I had an idea for a wicked linguistics thesis a while back, one that I could easily spend 2-5 years on. See, I've been thinking about sex discourses a lot lately, and whether porn is really bad and whether it devalues women and one of the things that I, as a linguistics student, wonder about is the dialogue in porn. So, who's to say I couldn't take 2 years and watch and transcribe a lot of porn dialogue and analyze the discourses being brought up and constructed? Plus: porn rentals would fall under thesis materials, so I could use my funding to pay for it. Another bonus would be telling my fundamentalist relatives what I'm doing in school these days when they ask politely at family gatherings. Hahahaha... "Well, Aunt Diane, I watch porn over and over because transcribing is hard work and you have to pause and rewind every few seconds (this is aggravatingly true), and I analyze whether "you like that, don't you, you dirty girl?" is a power-play or not. I compare and contrast gay and hetero porn, that made by men vs. women, etc..." It's rather tempting, and I know the Linguistics/Women's Studies departments at York would go for it and make sure I was well-funded.

4 Comments:

Blogger bleedingisaac said...

Berkeley is probably a perfect home for you. They offer classes on porn in some rhetoric classes and that is also the home of Lakoff (if he isn't fully engaged in the Rockridge Institute now).

18/4/05 1:01 PM  
Blogger danielle said...

I love the top. Are you taking orders? <3

18/4/05 2:00 PM  
Blogger Dougie said...

you're like liv tyler in Jersey girl. ya, I saw it, I don't care

18/4/05 10:34 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Ahh the lengths you'll go to to justify watching porn Heather Ann. You can just watch it you know. Its ok. :) Though I must commend you on this elaborate scheme to have your rentals paid for

19/4/05 10:33 AM  

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