100 Funniest Jokes of All Time
(according to GQ)
Jesus and Saint Peter are golfing. St. Peter steps up to the tee on a par three and hits one long and straight. It reaches the green. Jesus is up next. He slices it. It heads over the fence into traffic on an adjacent street. Bounces off a truck, onto the roof of a nearby shack and into the rain gutter, down the drain spout and onto a lilly pad at the edge of a lake. A frog jumps up and snatches the ball in his mouth. An eagle swoops down, grabs the frog. As the eagle flies over the green, the frog croaks and drops the ball. It’s in the hole. Saint Peter looks at Jesus, exasperated. "Are you gonna play golf?" he asks "Or are you just gonna fuck around?"Heh. I've always liked that one. :) (via MeFi)
posted by Heather Ann @ 2:58 PM
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Two penquins are in the shower. The one penquin says, "hey can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "what do I look like a flashlight?"
Here's another cosmic joke for you: Take three angst-ridden females, one full book of matches, a lot of emotional baggage on paper to burn and NOTHING happens. What DOES happen are big gusts of wind, multiple sightings of possible witnesses to identify us in a lineup, a Lord-of-the-Rings-type quest for a firepit and FREEZING COLD! Will plan better for next hate effigy during the spring/summer months. Looks like St. Peter ain't the only one being fucked around!
Until then, Bitchily Yours, the Flaming Dragonnettes
Trevor, that looks like a variation on this joke:
Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." The second one says, "No soap, radio!"
(more variations)(and I have no idea what to make of the 2nd comment...)
Help... I don't get the soap jokes at all. What am I missing?
Yeah... that's kind of the point. Punch lines that make no sense! It's kind of like the joke, "What's the difference between a duck?". That's it... more for the amusement of the teller than the listener.
Ahh, nothing like some good anti-humour to make me un-laugh... :)
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