the triumphant return of dalton
Dani has inspired a new Letter to Dalton, this time about pap smears, speculums, and sex toy companies! Read and enjoy. :)
posted by Heather Ann @ 11:06 AM
Sunday, January 30, 2005
Dani has inspired a new Letter to Dalton, this time about pap smears, speculums, and sex toy companies! Read and enjoy. :)
posted by Heather Ann @ 11:06 AM
7 Comments:
I don't get it...I think they should call that tool "Mr. Happy Guy" because it looks like so much fun!
OK, time to run for my life...
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Chris
I believe that in the Vagina Monologues they're referred to as "cold duck lips" :)
That blasted contraption, it makes me lock my knees upon sight!
The metal version seems much more intimidating than the East Coast variety.
Brava! I was told about the re-entry of letters to Dalton by Dani. And such a worthy entry!! Glad to see them back!!
Darren
Just a suggestion, but how about asking the doctor to run it under warm water for a minute. Doesn't solve the overall problem, but I'm sure (can't speak from experience here) that it would be more comfortable that way, and it would take very much longer, or cost anything. :)
Mike, your suggestion led me to wonder just how much of a temperature difference there is, and my Google search led me to this HILARIOUS page from Jackin' World (yes, exactly what it sounds like) entitled What Does a Vagina Feel Like, and How Can You Simulate That Feeling While Masturbating? Note: boys are inventive!"The most startling thing about intercourse is the temperature. We're talking 98.6 degrees, not room temperature! Also, a vagina is moist with secretions. Spit comes close, but pre-cum is better. The temperature is hard to duplicate, however. For years I've used the "Vagina" method described in JackinExpert, but a warm fist is not a hot vagina. (Note: Do not try to get warmth by using the heat rubs used in athletics. If any gets on your scrotum, you will be in severe pain!)"
- age 49, New York
Heh. Okay, I'll stop thinking about the pure stupidity involved in putting heat rubs on the scrotum for just a second so that I can wonder about the effect of a speculum that is 98.6 degrees. It's all metal, would it keep the heat? I suppose I would worry more about an over-zealous doctor who would end up burning me.
Damn that was funny...but anyway, back on topic. I think it hold the heat long enough to get it in, and then it would be basically isothermal with the vagina, so there would be no more heat transfer. I will think about it for a little while and see if I can't calculate a rough estimate of how quickly it would radiate heat when raised to a particular temperature. Getting it too hot though, yeah could be an issue. I imagine the doctor would be aware of that, but definately something to think about. :)
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